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Calling all wenches!
The time is again here for tales to be told of victory and folly upon
the battlefield we know as Quad War. The somber thunder of war drums is again to be sullied with the
lecherous tom-foolery of another truly historical Wench War. Proudly
returning for its third year I, The Greater of 12 Evils; Kasha
Machiavelli send out my challenge once more to all of a goatish &
lecherous nature to come and try for the only title so desirable it
defies the laws of nature! Bends the gender boarder and can proudly
say; offers the ONLY WET CHEMISE CONTEST IN AVACAL!
As in previous years there will be three parts to the competition
held at Dante's Tavern which will take place Saturday Evening. Wenches
must compete in 3 challenges;
Serving Merchants Row/Wet Chemise – The fastest trips with an
increasing number of full serving jugs, no handles, be crafty ladies!
Fishing for Tips or Ejecting the Cads - In any Tavern a good Wench
would know how to get the best tips & get rid of the bar-sludge; Pick
a partner and let em' have it with tempting words or batter them out
the door with insults; more points for period usage!
Raunchy Revelry – This is your time to shine, those of bardic incline!
A warning for those of a sensitive nature; dirty limericks, drinking
songs and all the like! No Ballads or Epics please. I want you wenches
to prove that this spectacle needs 18+ Age Restriction!
All wenches are welcome to pre-register at Dante's Tavern (Event To Be
Heralded); There will be a sign-up list available at the bar starting
Thursday evening. This is an age-restricted event and I do ask that
all entries are 18yrs or older.
Grotto Party
ATTENTION all Quad War Revellers,
A WARNING and an INVITATION to all (ADULTS) that The Grotto Party will be
rearing its notorious head again this year.
The Grotto Party has been and will continue to be A WILD PARTY. This year it
will be A WILD ANGELS AND DEMONS PARTY. If you have ever been offended by A
WILD PARTY or if you think that you might be the type of person who might be
offended by A WILD PARTY, we suggest that the surest way to protect yourself
from the potential psychological scarring that might be the result of A WILD
PARTY is to not attend.
Please allow us to stress that this party is for grown-ups. The
freely-available blended drinks contain alcohol, and the revelling can get
to unsuitable levels for minors.
NO MINORS:
WE WILL BE CHECKING ID at the entrance to the party, and during the evening
throughout the crowd. If you can't prove that you are the legal drinking age
in Saskatchewan (19 years old), then you will be asked to leave. Please
respect this policy and bring ID to The Grotto Party. Pass this along, tell
your friends - make sure everybody knows. We can't afford to make
exceptions.
THEME:
(in case you haven't guessed by our not so subtle hints in the opening
paragraph, the theme for this year is ANGELS AND DEMONS!!!) In previous
years, the theme have included: toga, outlandish / tacky / ugly garb and
they were great success. Any version of Angel and or Demons attire are
welcome.
Please note that, while participating in the party theme of ANGELS AND
DEMONS is encouraged, it is by no means mandatory. If ANGELS AND DEMONS
attire is not your thing, then please feel free to show up in regular garb.
IMPORTANT PARTY INFORMATION:
The households of Ivar and Gunther will again be providing refreshments by
way of blended drinks. We will provide blenders, ice and mix (we will make
sure we bring less sour assortment of mix this year) as well as a good
head-start for the booze. We already have almost 1000 ounces collected. Once
again donations from outside of the households of Gunther and Ivar made up
almost half of the 2000 ounces consumed last year. Since every year the
consumption has increased, we will be counting on outside donations again
this year. Thank you all for your continued support of this epic saturnalian
soiree.
WHEN WILL THE PARTY HAPPEN:
The Grotto Party will take place on Saturday, August 2nd. It will start
momentarily after the generator starts running. So, immediately after court,
probably around dusk. It will end beyond the limits of all sense and reason
(based on last year, FAR beyond).
WHERE WILL THE PARTY BE HELD:
Again this year, the party itself will NOT BE HAPPENING IN OUR CAMPSITE. It
will take place in the LARGER area in the MIDDLE of the central wood. Our
friends are still welcome to stop in at our campsite at the south end of the
central wood for visits. We actually like you all, we just can't handle that
size of party at our camp site.
This clearing is accessible only from the east (castle-side) path, where the
merchants field ends and the road to the Lost Viking encampment (Bifrost
Way) begins. The north and south paths converge on the entrance as well, but
all other entrances have been blocked.
WARNING: Do not camp in this central wooded clearing - it is reserved for
The Grotto Party.
THINGS WE SHOULD ALL REMEMBER:
We would like to re-state that this is a NO MINORS ALLOWED party and that
all guest should BE PREPARED TO SHOW ID. Each person is responsible for
managing their own actions.
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MEMBERS OF IVAR'S, GUNTHER'S AND KVIGR"S HOUSEHOLDS IN NO WAY TAKE
RESPONSIBILITY FOR THE ACTIONS OF GUESTS AT THE GROTTO PARTY.
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Please be reminded that even though this is a party on private land, each
and every person has the right to be treated with respect and to set their
own personal boundaries.
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INVASION OF ANOTHER PERSON'S BOUNDARIES WILL NOT BE TOLERATED.
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Sincerely,
Sir Gunther, Sir Ivar and the new addition of Sir Kvigr
